Written By Cari Borden

Ah yes, The Playbook. Not the NFL kind (though the elites love treating us like tackle dummies), but the corporate elite’s secret manual: “How to Keep the Masses Too Distracted, Too Broke, and Too Divided to Rebel.” Spoiler: it’s been working for centuries.

So, What’s in This Playbook?
Glad you asked. Imagine a binder with golden edges and a title embossed in smugness. Inside are the sacred rules of survival for billionaires and their political pets:

• Control the narrative. (Ban books, rewrite history, sell shiny distractions.)
• Celebrate debt. (Because what’s freedom if you can’t finance it at 19% interest?)
• Tax the worker, shield the wealthy. (You pay for roads, they get loopholes.)
• Divide, divide, divide. (Because if we ever stood shoulder to shoulder, they’d be out of business.)

Why Do They Need It?
Because without it, they’ve got nothing. If people woke up tomorrow fully educated, debt-free, and united, the boardrooms would sound like a fire alarm went off. The elites don’t actually create value, they siphon it. The Playbook is their shield. Without it, they’re just rich people with bad ideas.

And Here’s the Part They Fear the Most
The day we stop playing by their rules. The day the “common folks” (aka the majority of Earth) stop being pawns and start being players. The day we burn their Playbook, metaphorically, of course… unless someone knows where they’re hiding the originals.

Get Loud. Get Proud. Light the Match.
We don’t fight this by staying quiet and polite. We fight by calling out the BS, teaching our kids the lessons they’re trying to erase, and laughing, loudly, at their ridiculous attempts to keep us small. Sarcasm is a weapon. Unity is the torch. And together, we’re perfectly capable of turning their golden Playbook into kindling.

Final Thought (with gasoline poured on top)
The elites cling to their Playbook like it’s the holy grail. But remember, if they’re scared of us uniting, then unity is exactly where we hit them hardest. Let’s stop reading their rules and start writing our own. Burn it down, rebuild it better, and do it with a smirk.

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