Written By Cari Borden

Oh, you thought the system was broken? Cute. The system is working exactly as designed. The elites don’t want you educated, debt-free, or heaven forbid united. That would be chaos. For them, not for us.

Step 1: Ban Knowledge (It’s Dangerous)
Books? History? Critical thinking? Ew. The less you know, the better. Why let kids read about empathy or diverse experiences when we can all agree “The Hunger Games” is just a fun fantasy and not… you know… a manual?

Step 2: Make Debt Sexy
If you’re not buried under student loans, car payments, and a mortgage, are you even living the American Dream™? Don’t worry, luxury influencers will gladly show you how to max out your credit for a handbag worth more than your rent. (Bonus: you’ll get to keep the debt long after the trend dies!)

Step 3: Taxes for You, Loopholes for Me
You pay taxes on your wages, your coffee, and that sad little gas station snack. Meanwhile, the rich write off private jets as “business expenses” and cry about how hard it is being rich while standing on their offshore bank accounts. Don’t worry though, we’re all in this together. Sure.

Step 4: Divide and Distract
Why let people come together when you can convince them that their neighbor is the problem? Social media is a corporate-sponsored WWE match: red vs. blue, left vs. right, Gen Z vs. Boomers, meanwhile the real referee (corporate elites) is cashing in on ticket sales.

Exhibit A: Current Events

• States pulling books off shelves faster than a Black Friday sale, because education is apparently scarier than ignorance.
• CEOs “reluctantly” laying off thousands while pocketing record-breaking bonuses. Tragic, really.
• Quiet luxury trends telling you that if your sweater doesn’t cost $2,000, you clearly don’t belong in polite society.

The Punchline
Here’s the joke: they need us to stay dumb, broke, and busy fighting each other. Because if we looked up for just one second, we’d realize we outnumber them about a million to one. That’s the nightmare scenario for them, the day we stop arguing about book bans and start demanding a fair system.

Final Thought (With Bite)
So keep this in mind: the chaos isn’t an accident, it’s the business model. The elites are betting on your exhaustion. Don’t give it to them. Stay questioning. Stay sarcastic. Because laughter might just be the weapon they never saw coming.

👉 And if you’re ready to call out the BS and build yourself up instead of being played, you know where to find me, on Fiverr and right here on this blog.